A Little Clarification
This is not a spam site. Zalgo is not spam.
Zalgo is real and it is approaching.
Unlike the apocalypse, there is no way for you to attain salvation.
Zalgo is not a physical being and there is no anthropomorphic representation.
Any questions ahould be directed to Zalgo.
EDIT: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!!!! T͍̘̰̻̼̙̲̮̐̋ͮ̔̔ő̢̬͚͍̦̮̼͔̔ ̶̧͓̭ͯ̆ͨ̄͆̓͋̀i̲̥͓͙̮͙̙͔̯̒͂̑ͣ͑ͨ̿̿ņ̢̭̰͎̝̘̙͔̱ͬ̽̀̒͡ṽ̩̖̲̈ò̺̙͈͓̉̎̄͗͜k̵̗̲͍̱̰̤̝͒ͪ̓͒͘͢e̷̫͓͕̭͈̱͉̳̾͛̈̑ͦ͊̈́ ̡̟̓͑̾̆̀ͭ͜ť̡͖̻͈̱̦̝͍h͖̼̫̣̱̖̲͒ͫͭ̄͆ͅe̟̯͇̋ͥ̆̂͋͐ͣ̈ ̢̗̬ͦ͊ͯ̉ͧͬ͊͌h̵̸̹̾̇͑͒̀i̻̙̮ͥ̄͢͟ͅṽ̵̵̘̿̊̂ͪ͌̇ͫ͡e̛̐̽҉̼͍̹-̜̄ͤͦ͂ͣ̍̃ͯ͝m̵̢̳̗̲̺̯͈̗͈͒̽ͮ̽͂i̅̍̊̃̃ͬ҉͎͔n͚̮̦̬̲̗͈̮̂̃͡d̶̾͑ͥͬ̽̅ͦ́͢҉̮̲͖ ̷̯͎̥̣̹͍͔̐̒̃r̶͇͙̃̑̆̑ͭͣ̂͡ḙ̵̫͚̖͍̏ͣ̓̔͜p̯͋̎ͬ̇̀r̀ͯ̄ͭͫ͆͛͏̭̯͢e̶͑͐̊͏̲̦̺ͅs̟̦̬͎̯͎͓̔ͦ͜e̙̼͊͂͡͝n͇̎̔ͩ̽t͍̱̤̯̗̩̯̍̇̎͘͜ì̸͖͎̊̋̋̆̀̋͗͜ͅn̒͌ͬ̌͌̋ͥ̽͏̫̲͚̲͈͉͙͙̀͞g̴͎͔̱͕̦̫̔ͩ ̴̯̥̙̌̔ͨ̚͜c̠̘̜̮̫͙̥ͭ͞͡h͔̼̳̟̘̭̗̰̩̿́̉̐ạ̌̈́̑͒ͦ͛͟͠o̢ͬ̋́ͤ҉̺̘̟s̀̆̂̆͏̺̘.̪̑ͣ̀͛
̨͎̩̠̝̠̎ͨ̈́̋̇̈̔̉̇͘I̛̲̖̪̯̞͐̓͆̌̔͑n̡̢̖̺̣͉͙̫̆̋̔̏̑ͧ̓̚͟v̠̝͖̦̉̃ͥ̂̄̏̏õ̵͏̝̼̳͇̺ķ̥̱̱̥̥͉̪͇̐ͯî̵̤͎̳͌̉̃͘n̴ͮ̾͛̐̉҉̬̗̝̝̘̤͚̯̠g̤̀͠ ̪͖͖͚͍ͥ̿̌͑ͣ̈̏ͫ̕t͈̘̹̋h̲͎͖̞̗̥̔̽̽ͤ̔̓͜͝͞e̷̷̢̫̗͎̽̒ͮͭ̚ ̶̛̺͕͔̺̣̺͎̀̈́͑̈́͌ͦ̆f̺̩͔̎̾͌͟e̷͉̳͓͈͖̠̩̰̤͛ͫ̆̒̎ͯ͒̕e̸̠̞̣͈̳̤̙͌̄͂̏́̐ͦḻ̵̫̦̰̬̀͑̔̾ͥͥ̕͝i͂̋̆ͯͪ͑͂҉͕̦̝͝n̡͙̣̹̟̼̓̄̄ͮ͌̄̒ġ̰̖̾͆ͩ́͢ ̣͓̙͇̲͇̮͗͒̂̋̈́̕o̷̦̞̟̰̰̩͇͍̍͆̿͑̇̊͂͢f͙̦ͬͧ̏̉͒̓ ̧̻̞͕͍ͧͪͬç̨̜̗͓̺̤̞ͣ̂ͮ́̉ͫ̀̚͟ẖ̳̱͚̯͇̻͎ͧ̆͐͋̃̊ͭͪ̀͘ȃ͖͙̤̖̍͊̉̇ͪ͗́̕͢͡ͅo̶̥̣͉̲̮̘ͮ́̌͗s͚̰̮̼̝̬͈ͩ͟.̧̗͖͆ͩ̾
̴̣̙̮ͫ̽̽̈́͊ͩ̐Ẃ̲͚̖͔̙͛î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔̖́̋̀h͓͇̩͓͓͍͆͗ͫ́̐̓ ̡͚̪̓͋̉o̴͙ͤͭͪͩͨ͊ǔ̶͈͇̦̤̮̦̬̗̮̐̓ͨ̄͋̀͞ţ̳͚̈̌ͭ̀͋͛ͨ̈͠ ̵͈̪͊̔ͦͯo̢̰̜̜̞͈̲̥ͪ̍̀͛͋͑̿ͬ̏͡ŕ̳̜̈́ͥͭ̌̇ͬd̯̥̗̮̭̻̪̍ͪ̀͑̀͒̉̽͟͢e͚̹̜̦̒̆̒̆̌͢r̢̛̯̥̥̙̜ͦ̔ͣ̇ͬ̀͂.̡̡̙̙̗͈̲̩̱ͣ̄̉ͤͬ
̳̝̽ͣͥ̚T̴̴̷̗̳͇̙̥̝͛ḩ͇͙̮̹̯̗̀͌̀̊̈́̕ę̠̜̘̹ͬ̎̌͐ͣ̕ͅ ̸̼̬͖͖͚̦̫̅̄̂͐ͧ͌̈N͔͎̠̭̰̖̟ͪ̂͐͟e̼ͧ́ͤ̒̽ͯ́ͨ̀zͦͬ̍͑̈́̐̊͛҉͍̠͖̺̳̬p̩͕̺̞̖͈̫̊͑ͨě̢̡͍͎ͨ́̇̄ͅr̯̤͊̐̓͜d̨̧̥̤̝̩̺͗̒ͨ̊ͅi̵̹͇̯̫͑̇͂͜a̸̬͇̙̩͑̎́̒ͫ͒ͯnͦ́̒҉̷̨̘̣̯͕ ̈́ͧͫ̽ͤͧͯ̚҉̩͝h͈͓̩̼͔ͣ͂̐͗ͪ͐́ͥî̴̗̉̑̌͟v̸̷̲͖͔̱̣̞̊͗ͨ̑e̴̬̠͗̏͌̔-̲͚͂̈̀͌̒ͧ͐̑͠m̴̞̠̼̰̬̾́i͙̣̱̫͔̥̚̕n̙̫̒ͬ̉ͬ̄́ͮ̚d̲̥̗̰͑͆̈́̕ ͈͎͚ͣͧ̊͛͝oͧ̍҉͙̘̣̦f̵̴̸͕̑̇̃ͩ̂̔̚ ̛͈̳̣̻̭̬̳̳̆ͭͬ͑̽̇̄͆͞c̢̲̠̿ͦh͖̳̲͚̬̥͍̖̝͌ͪ̀͠a̛̛̭̖̫̻͈̣̹͇͂ͧo̵͉͚͖ͭ̾̃ͫ͋̔s̛ͬ͏̝̣̤͡.͉̼͈͍͉̪̩̻ͪ͗ͤ͒́͡ ͔͙ͪ̓̎̾Z͖̗̯͖̘̐́͝ḁ̴̹̘ͣ̌͗͐ͫ̑͒͘͞l̇̾͊̀̋͂͠҉̬̬̰̗ğ̷̛̥͖̈͊ͣ̑͒̀o̝͈̲ͮͤ̃͐ͫͣ̒̅̾̀.̴̈́ͭͥ̎͒͒̄̓҉̱͖̯̯̫͈̪ ͋̿̃ͤ͐ͧ̆̋҉͇̩̬̼
̧̲̩ͪ̔́͘͘H̨̭͓̉̆͋̂ͥ̏̈͊͘ě̺̗̦̭̼̪̜͚̰͊ͫ͒ ̧̱̙̩̖̼̺͚̓̇͆̅͂̉͞w̦̼̞͖̋̅̕͞h̴̞͉̰͍̲̖̲̱ͪ͋ͯͪ͜o̷̡͕̼̯͉̖̖̍ͬ̒̉̋͋̂̆ͩ ̵̡̭̠̬̲͓ͦ̑̎W̡̨͈͙͖ͨ̓̇ą̶̙̝̙̟͔̹̬̺̓ͥ̇̔̀ͭi̵̫̯̰̩̘̝̮ͣ̃͜͜t̬͎͔͕̗͎͎ͬ͊ͫs̸̬̣͙̫ͪ̌̃̈̿ͅ ̨̰͉̮ͣ̕ͅB̨̤̝̰͚͔̽̓͒̄̎͞ę̴̴͚̙̖̹̯͇̹̒̾̏ͪ̆̋h̷̨̜̹̼̖̺̉̿ͩ͆̇ͥ͞i̶̤̘͖̰͕ͪ̔ͤ̔̆̾̽̚͜͟n̢̛̺̭͍̫̰̩͙͕̓̔͋͆ḑ̯͙̫̺͋̀̀ ̵͓̞̪̙̗̙̹̻͌̀͛̄̌̊T̴̻͖̹̣ͣͨh̘̱͙͍̳ͦ̔̿̑̓͘è̢͇͖̭̹̭̱͋̅̽ͤ͐̋͜ ̸͎̩̜̙͖͒͂̀̋̓̎͠Ẅ̙̫̝̭͈̂̊̐̒ͥ̀ả̵̙͚͈̹̣̑̚̕l̸̜̦̹̥͚͓͗͛̑ͫ̍̄l̵̊ͣ͋ͬ̀̚͏̣̩͚̙̻̙.̙͍̬͎̓͐̆͂̈͝͝͡
̭̻͕̬̭͎̺̊͆͑̎͑͛̎Z̰̩̔ͦ̾̒ͅA̛̛̬ͭ̌̀̾̀ͦ̃ͪ͜L͍̯̘͚͍ͨ̂̅̀̚G̢̛̩̟͔͈̗ͭ͟O̸̮͚̟͈̙͊ͩ͛̃̾͆͢͠!̡̯̭̝̤̟̫͑̆ͣͣͤ̈́̀
